Legend of Zelda Master Sword Letter Opener

Marketers everywhere are a little more happy this morning because ThinkGeek has released a tool that makes opening mail potentially one of the best parts of the day – including the dreaded junk mail and fake checks for $30,000 if you refinance your house. This┬áLegend of Zelda Master Sword Letter Opener will have you slaying the envelopes like the royalty you are. When the sword isn’t in use, you can display it on the included pedestal so you can show it off to your friends. This will be the best $20 you’ll spend in a while so go ahead and treat yoself!

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