I can’t tell if Cayo Espanto is real or Xzibit has a new show pimping tropical resorts. Cayo Espanto looks absolutely amazing. It’s a private island in Belize with villas on and right next to the water, the likes of which you typically only see in the South Pacific, which costs more and takes way longer to get to. I mean, just look at this room with an observation floor! Sure, at best, it’s $1,500 a night, but you can’t expect to get this kind of luxury, where they say they’re mission is to anticipate your needs before you even realize you have them. Pimp your next vacation with a stay here.