To whom may I throw all my worldly possessions to obtain one of these fine vessels? The Hot Tug is a hot tub boat that you can actually ride in the water. It holds 6 to 8 shocked and awed friends who will love you forever. You’ll be able to cruise them around for up to 8 hours on a battery charge while they soak in pure bliss. It must be mine. Think this is a frivolous purchase? You’re lame, but you’re also wrong. It can be piloted just as easily sans water if it’s summer or you have killjoy friends. Sell that new car and get one of these for $35,000 instead.